Friday Joke

[Mister Fork]

(got this from http://www.combatsim.com)

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.

"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman.

The northern woman turns up her nose. "Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?"

The southern woman thinks about this for a second then says "Where you flyin' to, b*tch?"

[TheDudeDVant]

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

And you probably thought this would be dirty... shame on YOU!!!

[ravells]

"My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He
prescribed a strong placebo, but I don't think it's
working." -Fred Marcum