ROFL Widewing!
What, they made you pay for your panty hose in the Navy?
Why, that just ain't cricket!
Navy...*hmmmph, snicker, giggle*
"OOPS! I dropped my soap!
I'm bending over to pick up my soap, and I will be there for a while!"
LOL, sorry couldn't resist (I'm retired Canadian Airforce)
sir
RTR