The corporate merger between Dunnkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme has gone horribly wrong.
Or:
Evidende Exhibit A:
Crime scene photos of the victim, an unsuspecting bystander allegedly killed by the defendant, the Michelin Tire Man, who believed the victim him to be the Pillsbury doughboy.
Witness claim they heard the suspect say, "There aint enough room in Commercial Land for two happy puffy bone-white guys."
