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Offline Holden McGroin

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No Sex Before Games, Please, Says Germany Doctor
« on: June 11, 2004, 11:48:58 PM »
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ALMANCIL, Portugal (Reuters) - Germany's team doctor has advised players not to have sex shortly before Euro 2004 games and drink plenty of water instead.

The players' wives and partners are staying at a hotel next door to the players' near the Algarve resort of Almancil.

Team doctor Tim Meyer says sex immediately before games should be avoided because of the physical and emotional strain involved.

"I regard sex a few hours before a game as a problem," he told German sports news agency SID.

Meyer said alcohol and cigarettes were obviously not a good idea but said there would be no official controls and such matters were the players' responsibility.

The high temperatures in Portugal meant players had to drink plenty of water, the doctor said.

"Drink, drink, drink" is what the players should do, he said.

 
Bob Beamon claimed that the only time he had sex immediately before a long jump competition was on the eve of his world record-shattering performance at the 1968 Mexico City Olympics.

He shattered the record by 1/2 meter, and the record stood for 23 years.

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No Sex Before Games, Please, Says Germany Doctor
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2004, 01:14:43 AM »
I dunno. there are always exeptions but based on my own experiances I agree with Mick.

"Women weaken legs" LOL
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No Sex Before Games, Please, Says Germany Doctor
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2004, 01:54:21 AM »
Hmm... guess I'll never play Pro football then :(
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Re: No Sex Before Games, Please, Says Germany Doctor
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2004, 03:26:44 AM »
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
No Sex Before Games, Please, Says Germany Doctor  


Holden, why do you care what a Doc from team Germany have
to say? LOL
Even we here only interested in the Match result.
(and btw. i doubt germany will last long in that EuroMatch) ;)

But here is my expirience in sex before games (sport), "Women weaken legs"
and i dont quote anyone, its just my expirience. ;)

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