Great story
I used to drive the shuttle van from the local Holiday in at 7am and 10pm to pick up the airline crews. It was an awesome part time job where I worked a whopping 2 hours (1 hour each flight), got awesome tips and had a chance to listen to pilots tell their stories.
One night they were giving a co-pilot a hard time. As the co-pilot said, he came off the power a bit too soon and thunked the 727 in. Similar scoop...the pilot told the passengers to feel free to give the new kid a hard time.
At the end of the line was a feeble little old women with a cane, lumbering her way down the aisle. She quietly said good bye to the crew and when asked what she thought of the landing, she remarked "Christ I damn near sh*t myself" LOL
