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Offline mechanic

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« on: June 17, 2004, 11:43:39 AM »
i have not been able to shoot an LA-7 down for about 3 days now!

i am locked in a room with some porn and some snack food, but i fear the worst for the days to come.

i have started shaking involentarily and vomiting regularly. the pain is too much.

i must have my fix!

i need an la7
please

PLEASE

aaaaaaargh!

right! thats it!

im off to rob a PC hardware store for a new vid card.

see you all in AH2 next week or failing that, in prison for breaking and entering.

do you think they will let me have a PC and internet in my cell?

i'd rather be one of the AH aces b**ch rather than the guy in the next door cell......

c'you all soon hopefully, i get an appeal in 2 years pending good behaviour!



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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2004, 11:54:20 AM »
Just make sure you commit a Federal crime instead of local or state. You will get your cell PC that way.
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Offline mechanic

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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2004, 11:55:48 AM »
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Just make sure you commit a Federal crime instead of local or state. You will get your cell PC that way.


sweet!  thanks.

murder it is then.

should save me some rent money too.....
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Offline airbumba

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2004, 12:29:07 PM »
...Mech gunna star in the new Scott hit...

Planespotting.....:eek:


Cyu guys when I upgrade.
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Offline Dead Man Flying

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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2004, 12:42:36 PM »
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murder it is then.


Murder is a state crime.  You might want to kidnap someone and take him or her across state lines though.  The FBI will jump on that one pronto.

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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2004, 12:52:44 PM »
That sounded like words spoken by someone with experience.
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2004, 01:12:47 PM »
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That sounded like words spoken by someone with experience.


How do you think he met his wife? She's a peach, surely she's there against her will :)

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Offline koda76

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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2004, 01:19:16 PM »
Just rob a bank.....You will then be able to afford a nice puter and get the federal time as a freebie!
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Offline mechanic

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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2004, 01:26:07 PM »
lol all!

anyone want to be kidnapped by me?

you will get compensation and we could split it!

or maybe we could do a bank job Koda?

got any good plans?

Also: post your cold turkey experiences here if you cant get onto AH2 yet. maybe we could start a 'narative, RPG flight combat game'  

ie:

Mech's move (spitfire mkV): Flying at 10k and with 2k alt advantage over you, i drop down on your six for what i think will be an easy kill. there are no friendlies or hostiles in the area and this looks to be the start of a good one on one.........
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Offline emodin

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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2004, 07:18:45 PM »
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Mech's move (spitfire mkV): Flying at 10k and with 2k alt advantage over you, i drop down on your six for what i think will be an easy kill. there are no friendlies or hostiles in the area and this looks to be the start of a good one on one.........


I turn my IL-2 around and give you a Head-on.  You die.  

Thanks for playing :D
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Offline xbrit

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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2004, 09:48:52 PM »
Why the talk of Federal or State Crimes ??? Mech/Batfink is in England so the diferences between Fed and State don't exist.
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Offline Estes

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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2004, 09:51:43 PM »
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Mech's move (spitfire mkV): Flying at 10k and with 2k alt advantage over you, i drop down on your six for what i think will be an easy kill. there are no friendlies or hostiles in the area and this looks to be the start of a good one on one.........


I pull my Typhoon up sharply and nail you with my rear firing cannons! bawahahah.  :)
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Offline airbumba

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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2004, 10:08:55 PM »
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I turn my IL-2 around and give you a Head-on.  You die.  

Thanks for playing :D


Emodin buddy

I swear, one of the best times I had in AH was last scenario, Kurland. I was VVS and faced great sticks of the LW genre, but...one frame after bombing the port in my Sturmi, I encountered some g-10 pilots and used my 'rollercoaster e' to surprise  them with a severe deflection shot from the front of my IL2, and sunk 2 of em...was one of my funnest(?) fights in the game. Mind u , the next two pilots killed me easy, (one was overBkill, good stick.)

Anyway, Fear the Sturmi.....better yet..fear Emodin....hehehe.
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Offline mechanic

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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2004, 04:13:46 PM »
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I turn my IL-2 around and give you a Head-on.  You die.  

Thanks for playing :D
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2004, 04:16:15 PM »
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I pull my Typhoon up sharply and nail you with my rear firing cannons! bawahahah.  :)



this is clearly not fair. what looked like a single a/c and an easy kill, turned out to be two great sticks in heavily cannon mounted beasts that can do things normal planes cant!

this RPG combat thing is bugged to chit, HTC: sort it out or i quit!
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