I just had the same wish tonight. I was battling with Mauser, and I got him right as he took off my wing. We both bailed, (both got kills too

), and ran over too each other. Since that rifle is nonfunctional (someone forgot to load it), all we could do is laugh at each other.

(Btw: Where did the pilot put the rifle when he was in the plane??????)
It got even funnier when a spitfire dove down to check us out. I was hoping he would try to shoot me, hit Mauser, and then I would get a kill.

Alas, he just buzzed us at about 5 ft off the ground.

All of it did make a good film though.
So, please, "Gimme a gun~"