One day a zookeeper took his wife to the Minnesota Zoo close to closing time on a lazy summer weekday, and they visited the gorilla compound. There was one large male Silverback who just arrived after being captured.
The zookeeper gave the gorilla a banana through the bars, and then had an idea.
"Hey, I think the old guy likes you," the man said. "Why don't you get his attention?"
So the woman moves closer to the bars and starts to lean over, exposing her cleavage to the gorilla, who becomes animated.
"Oh, I think he really likes you now, do something else," the man jokes.
The woman looks around, and when no one is watching, gives a quick flash to the gorilla, who runs around the cage, climbs the wooden structures, and is clearly excited. She hikes up her sundress and exposes her backside to the gorilla, showing off her thong.
The couple is laughing and he persuades his wife to keep going, so she quickly slips off her panties, and does a little mock-tease, and throwing her panties to the gorilla, who is now grabbing the bars and eagerly grabs and runs around frantically with the panties. She turns to face the cage, flashig the ape her coochie.
Then, to the woman's complete suprise, the zookeeper suddenly keys open the cage door, pushes the woman inside and locks the door behind her.
"Now, tell HIM you've got a ******* headache."
