...as soon as I upgrade my PC, give or take a couple months.
But as soon as I do I'm...
1) Tuning to CH 200.
2) Shaming smack talkers by blowing them up,... MANY times, and laughing at them, uncontrollably.
3) Focusing/immersing on the good points of the game.
4) Make as many friends as I did in AW.
(being 1, my dog, but he bit me last week)
5) Joining the first scenario I can. (That doesn't reject me)
6) Contribute what I can to a *evolving* community, which may help make it evolve quicker?
7) Probably tell a few people to get $%^&*?!!.
8) Invite some fellow players to a cocktail, or 20.
9) Die,.... a LOT, by my own mistakes in SA and ACM. (if no one else is watching, it could be your fault)
10) Never make a "Check 6" call to someone stupid enough to enter a group of 3+ bogeys,...alone.
11) Never expect a Check 6 call, I don like you circus geeks staring at my 6.
12) Never snivel, only report bugs, because this game has faster updates then some news media websites. (Otherwise compared to how many times Anna Nichol Smith’s boobs jiggle in a single stride, last count was 7.4)
13) Design some really precise raids/attacks. (And prolly have my ars handed to me over and over again, and humiliate my fellow country men,….err and woman)
14) Spend more time in the game then browsing pr0n.
15) Take a swing at skins, and sounds.
(And prolly fail miserably, but WTF!)
16) Post here as often as possible to help HT’s reputation.
(I’m the only person alive who has worse spelling/gramer then he does)
17) Buy a new popcorn machine.
Now a little about myself,…
I’m Animal/anim, (NO not that Animal!!, DAMMIT!!!!) formerly of the that sinful other game, AW.
I smoke a lot. (basically anything that burns)
I cuss a lot (uncontrollably)
I drink a lot. (basically anything that burns the throat)
I snivel (like a run-over dog)
I have a passion for sheep (I catch or steal them every chance I get)
I burp
I fart
I seldom bathe
I’ve been known to be found slumped in a corner, passed out, projectile vomiting and urinating all over myself,… profusely.
Well, I guess that’s all for now.
I’ll see you all when I get my S^@# together.
Until then I'll just be here, telling everyone how to play the game, and yell random numbers while HT is calculating physics. And porbably ask Pyro a LOT of stupid, pathedic, no brainer questions
Anim
