A Pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune to be made in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter in the race.
However; at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S bellybutton SHOWS
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time won.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S bellybutton OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was to much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing the news posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST bellybutton IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He ordered the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day paper read: NUN SELLS bellybutton FOR $10.00
This was to much for the Bishop. so he ordered the nun to buy the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER bellybutton IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day
