Author Topic: Favorite Bumper Sticker (Read 1947 times)

Sundowner · « **Reply #45 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:50:48 PM »

Your Kid is an honor student
But YOU'RE a MORON

Sundowner · « **Reply #46 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:51:34 PM »

If my smoking bothers you
DONT BREATHE

Sundowner · « **Reply #47 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:52:43 PM »

REMEMBER MY NAME
You'll be screaming it later

Sundowner · « **Reply #48 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:53:53 PM »

You can't spell "Crap"
Without "Rap"

Chairboy · « **Reply #49 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:53:55 PM »

Sundowner · « **Reply #50 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:54:35 PM »

LIFE SUCKS
Well, ok, just yours

Sundowner · « **Reply #51 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:56:07 PM »

I'm only driving like this
to p#ss you off

Sundowner · « **Reply #52 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:57:32 PM »

I wonder if you'd drive any better
if that cell phone
was up your butt?

Sundowner · « **Reply #53 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:58:51 PM »

Can you hear
my middle finger
over your blaring speakers?

Sundowner · « **Reply #54 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:59:29 PM »

Lost you cat?
Try looking under my tires

Sundowner · « **Reply #55 on:** July 01, 2004, 06:00:32 PM »

If your gonna burn our flag
Wrap yourself in it first

Sundowner · « **Reply #56 on:** July 01, 2004, 06:01:34 PM »

Condoms are easier to change
than DIAPERS

Sundowner · « **Reply #57 on:** July 01, 2004, 06:02:11 PM »

If you don't VOTE
Don't WHINE

Sundowner · « **Reply #58 on:** July 01, 2004, 06:03:10 PM »

If your close enough to read this
you just violated you restraining order

Sundowner · « **Reply #59 on:** July 01, 2004, 06:03:51 PM »

Clear the road
I'M SIXTEEN