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Offline Duckwing6

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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« on: November 22, 2000, 03:22:00 AM »
I mean with all the FPO (Flak Panzer Oil) from the Finns he might have looked like THAT:
 

 
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Offline discod

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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2000, 03:54:00 AM »
Eeewwww!  Looks like Santa had a rough night!    

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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2000, 03:56:00 AM »
Do I still get my Christmas presents?  

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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2000, 04:34:00 AM »
ROFLMAO!!  

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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2000, 06:55:00 AM »
Ahh damn...I fell off from the chair here!!!!
That was a good one  
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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2000, 07:42:00 AM »
LOL!!!!!  filth and squalor...... the rewards of an atheistic, socialist lifestyle  
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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2000, 09:03:00 AM »
LOLOL!

I aint that fat.

And it's a cool lifestyle  

YOU BASTIDGE! I shall get even somehow!

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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2000, 09:14:00 AM »
WHEN SANTA RUNS OUT OF PROZAC - Postcards from the kids
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 Dear Santa,
 I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy
 
 Dear Billy,
 Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist.
How 'bout I send you a f$%#ing book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
 your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!      Santa
  *******************************************************
 Dear Santa,
 I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!  Love, Sarah
 
 Dear Sarah,
 Your parents smoked a lot of pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa
 ******************************************************
 Dear Santa,
 I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
 Love, Joey
 
 Dear Joey,
 Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house.
You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. Santa
 *******************************************************
 Dear Santa,
 I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy
 
 Dear Teddy,
 What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice
Legos instead. Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit,a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis
 
 Dear Francis,
 Francis? Who the hell names their kid "Francis" nowadays? Santa
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 Dear Santa,
 I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan
 
 Dear Susan,
 Milk gives me the trots and carrots make the reindeer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a bottle of Chivas Regal and your older sister. Santa
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 Dear Santa,
 What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys?
 Your friend, Thomas
 
 Dear Thomas,
 All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time getting hammered, squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all my cash at he craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know! Santa
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 Dear Santa,
 Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica
 
 Dear Jessica,
 You are that gullible? The boys are going to have fun with you. Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house. Santa
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 Dear Santa,
 I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE, Timmy
 
 Timmy,
 That whiney begging toejam may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Santa
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 Dearest Santa,
 We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Marky
 
 Mark,
 Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your bellybutton whipped at school every day. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do by using a crowbar on your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa
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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2000, 11:24:00 AM »
 
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WHEN SANTA RUNS OUT OF PROZAC - Postcards from the kids

Ripsnort thanks for the good laugh!    That was hillarious!
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Offline LLv34 Jarsci

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Why it was good that StSanta wasn't at the EURO-CON
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2000, 11:50:00 AM »

Damned I crashed outta my chair while reading this.. dammit should have slept more  

Really funny.

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