to be or not be

[JB73]

Originally posted by Nash
...when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was...

MAN all i want to do is cause trouble today LOL

i dont really mean it, but it is the stuff i'm picking out with 3 beers in me....


with the non-capital G in God, what "god" is he thanking? allah? buddah? agloolik? zeus? sekhmet? freyja? hanuman? my guess most of "them" never knew about guns.

ok im done causing trouble LOL

[Red Tail 444]

Originally posted by Nash
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.

Here's the world, according to Storch:

"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."

Or

 "I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I'm a real man, so I pulled out my 18 inch manhood and hit the butterer in the head and then I went home."

[hawker238]

HAHAHAHA!

[Torque]

Originally posted by Nash
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.

Here's the world, according to Storch:

"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."

"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god, for I had a hot date that evening and had forgotten to use my deodorant so after a few quick rubs under each of my pits i was feeling fresh as a massingale morning."

[Nash]

Originally posted by JB73
with the non-capital G in God, what "god" is he thanking? allah? buddah? agloolik? zeus? sekhmet? freyja? hanuman?

I don't capitalize god because I don't think "god" is a name... of like, a person or whatever. I am god, you are god, Eagler is god, this table is god and that TV is god... It's a beautiful thing. I'm a rank amateur when it comes to this stuff but it's all good.

[edit]

but enough about this stuff....

The "walking down the street" variations are pure gold. Keep 'em coming.

[storch]

Originally posted by Nash
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.

Here's the world, according to Storch:

"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I tossed it into Nash's home."

I like that version better

[NUKE]

Originally posted by Nash
I am god, you are god, Eagler is god, this table is god and that TV is god... It's a beautiful thing. I'm a rank amateur when it comes to this stuff but it's all good.

yeah, sounds familiar....


"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together "

[xrtoronto]

Originally posted by Nash
Eagler is god

he sounds hot!:D