I taught my wife's cat to run for it's fuggin life if it sees me coming. I'm sorry if I offend you effeminite cat people, but there's never been a more ingracious domesticated animal than the cat. Pigs are smarter, sheep are prettier and even the lowly cow seeks out the company of man for no other reason than its desire for companionship.
Cats are useless- unless you own a mobile Mexican Roach Coach. Then they're great for taco meat.