Author Topic: Squadron Recruitment Tactics revealed: (Read 135 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** January 04, 2001, 02:42:00 PM »

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/Forum11/HTML/000230.html

skernsk · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2001, 02:57:00 PM »

We allow our new squaddies to scrub our latrines

......a good chute shooter is a shoo in also!

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Skernsk
Fat Drunk Bastards

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2001, 03:00:00 PM »

Hmm, I think I could re-write this to 'fit' the FDB's...something like "Make sure they drink LOTS of beer and like porn before sending an invite!" LOL!
<S> FDB's!

vega · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2001, 03:37:00 PM »

The Dickweed Heavy Bomber Group, http://www.bombergroup.com/
has embarked on a new program recently.

We set the new member up with a very high class and beautiful call girl from New York or Las Vegas. She takes the guy for a week and reduces him to a quivering, shaking shell of his former self...by skillful use of exotic sexual techniques, a trapeze, a winch, some Nazi underwear, and plenty of Dr. Zog's Sex Wax.

After that, we find the recruit is a happy camper and makes a great pilot for the Dickweeds.

/s/
vega
DHBG

rogwar · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2001, 05:23:00 PM »

You probably need to specify the appropriate category of porn for the FDBs. They seem to be the only ones I get shot by while my nads are dangling in the air under the canopy.