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Offline SLO

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« on: July 08, 2004, 06:03:14 PM »
do you fart.....


me I prefer a southerly direction....

I have so many many friends down south:D
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Offline ra

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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2004, 06:16:55 PM »
I fart northward.  No one will notice up there.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2004, 06:17:24 PM »
Generally, I aim for Texas.
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Offline WilldCrd

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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2004, 06:20:05 PM »
I save all mine in a jar. When it's full I randomly mail them to people in europe...mainly France but not limited to just them.
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2004, 06:50:37 PM »
I bend over and touch my toes, then launch a peace fart into the galaxy.
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2004, 07:00:30 PM »
I fart in your general direction
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Offline VOR

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2004, 07:08:52 PM »
180 degrees upwind, when able.
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Offline Blooz

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2004, 09:11:42 PM »
East....toward Albany
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Offline Coolridr

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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2004, 09:13:31 PM »
Down..on the soil of the "Communist-wealth of Virginia" also known as Hell on earth..why I chose orders here I'll never know.
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Offline Coolridr

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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2004, 10:54:15 PM »
I like this one so I'll punt it
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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2004, 11:01:01 PM »
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Originally posted by Nash
I bend over and touch my toes, then launch a peace fart into the galaxy.


Is that you?:aok
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Offline Nefarious

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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2004, 11:11:52 PM »
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Down..on the soil of the "Communist-wealth of Virginia" also known as Hell on earth..why I chose orders here I'll never know.


I was born In Portsmouth Naval Hospitial 1981 the same year we we moved to Pensacola, then to San Diego then we moved back to Virginia Beach in 1985 and lived there till 1991, When my dad retired we moved back to his home state of West Virginia.

He told everybody, "I'll never go back to Virginia, I hate it."

Well guess what, he met a woman and moved back.

Anyway.

I fart on Plastic Chairs or booths in fast food restuarants, because it makes them sound so much louder.
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2004, 11:12:12 PM »
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Is that you?:aok


It was meant to communicate with alien life. On several occasions I smelled the distinct odor of a reply. In fact our communication seemed to develop into what might be called a new language. A very sophisticated fart language, if you will.

Please don't tell me that bad weather forced my peace farts back down into the east, and that I was farting with newfies.
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Offline Coolridr

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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2004, 09:15:13 AM »
Anyway. He told everybody, "I'll never go back to Virginia, I hate it."


Well guess what, he met a woman and moved back.

I WILL NEVER MOVE BACK HERE IF I CAN EVER GET OUT OF HERE. IN FACT I'LL PROBRABLY SET IT AFIRE ON MY WAY OUT. JUST TO MAKE SURE THERES NOTHING TO MOVE BACK TO.

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Offline Udie

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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2004, 09:36:14 AM »
towards the rear of the elevator :D
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