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Offline NUKE

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« on: July 19, 2004, 12:25:36 AM »
House sitting in the bosses house to take care of the two dogs and two cats.

The two dogs probably are each around 200 pounds; one a Mastiff, the other some mutt that looks like a bear.

Anyway, I am about 155 pounds, 5'7" and was a tad intimidated by these beasts. I have to enter their part of the yard to feed them twice a day. Turns out they are just big balls of affection, but I have heard that the Mastiff will not take kindly to intruders.

I wanted to read up about Mastiffs, since I never interacted with one before. I learned that they are known to be good family and guard dogs. The largest one on record was 345 pounds and 37" at the shoulder, 1990's.

Anyway, just flapping my jaw. :)
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2004, 12:34:30 AM »
I bet yer boss has a huge pron collection. Check the bedroom closet.
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2004, 12:37:14 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2004, 12:39:39 AM »
hehe....It's kida wierd staying at his house. Everything in the house seems too nice for me to use/touch...heh

All I know is they told me to make myself at home :)
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2004, 12:43:36 AM »
They have nanny cams installed all over the house...

nah probably not... relax...  they'll never know what you do there.
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2004, 12:53:44 AM »
ooh, no Holden, I think you're on to something.

I'm gettin' a huge nanny-cam vibe off this.
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2004, 01:42:48 AM »
Just trash the whole place till you find that friggin cam.
  Don`t let them get away with this. :D
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2004, 02:07:04 AM »
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They have nanny cams installed all over the house...

nah probably not... relax...  they'll never know what you do there.


Give it about 3 month and the video of him wearing the bosses wifes panties will circulate the net.
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Offline Steve

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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2004, 05:45:19 AM »
Nuke, leave a load on his wife's pillow, or maybe in her underwear drawer. It's that extra touch that says, "I was thinking of you while you were gone."

Don't forget to plant some pinhole cameras w/ transmitters for later blackmail.
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2004, 08:39:20 AM »
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hehe....It's kida wierd staying at his house. Everything in the house seems too nice for me to use/touch...heh

All I know is they told me to make myself at home :)



just make sure the crystal globe isn't cracked before they come home!  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2004, 11:24:38 AM »
Rebecca D'mornay....loved her, I would have liked to have been Joel on the "L".

apologies if named spelled wrong.
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2004, 11:50:48 AM »
Most nannycams are motion activated nowadays...
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2004, 11:53:03 AM »
Like mosgood and Steve brought up, now's the time to get in the business of human fulfillment.
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