« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4]   Go Down

Author Topic: Airplane The Movie!  (Read 668 times)

Offline Sox62

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1159
Airplane The Movie!
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2004, 01:46:27 PM »
Ted Striker: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Lieutenant Hurwitz: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey,everything's comin' up roses...

Ted Striker: War is hell.
Logged

Offline xrtoronto

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4219
Airplane The Movie!
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2004, 01:50:23 PM »
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Logged

Offline milnko

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 995
      • http://www.cameltoe.org
Airplane The Movie!
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2004, 10:24:58 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Reminds me of my wife's Navy Bean Soup.
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 [4]   Go Up
« previous next »