Guide to being a democrat

[Nash]

Just wait 'till I regurgitate Bush Funny Pictures! That'll be a laugh AND worthy of discussion - all at the same time!

Har har, woot, good times...

[ravells]

The Nash Abides.

wow.

Ravs

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by JB73


Virtually anyone can be a Republican;  just simply quit thinking and vote that way.  But if you want to be a GOOD Republican, there are some necessary prerequisites.  Compare the list below and see how you rate.

1.  You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread due to God's retribution upon gay people.

2.  You have to believe that the same teacher who teaches 4th graders how to read and spends much more time with the children than their parents do is somehow un-qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3.  You have to believe that U.S. nuclear weapons technology got into the hands of Chinese communists as a payoff for a campaign donation.

4. You have to believe that there is no art.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are unaffected by yuppies driving SUV's.

6.  You have to believe that gender roles are set in stone and that homosexuals should be shot.

7.  You have to be for capital punishment but against the use of stem cells for research.

8.  You have to believe that businesses create wealth and
government creates wealth.

9.  You have to believe that no one but hunters care about nature.

10.  You have to believe that self-esteem is important and you should have been born with it like all good Republicans.

11.  You have to believe that corrupt politicians start
wars. No wait.... strike that.

12.  You have to believe the NRA is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13.  You have to believe that taxes are too high, but greens fees are too low.

14.  You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are less important to American history than Dandy Don Merideth and Roger Staubach.

15.  You have to believe that standardized tests are not racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are.

16.  You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is the devil incarnate.

17.  You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere.

18.  You have to believe a sex offender was in the White House.

19.  You have to believe that your religion is the right one and no one else needs a say in the matter.

20.  You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese actually happened.

[Nash]

[Nash]

"But he is unperturbed by it all. Like a good Taoist, the Dude realizes that freedom is understanding we are not in control and never will be. By taking it easy, the Dude abides and becomes a spiritual teacher of crazy wisdom."

heh.

[midnight Target]

Dude!

[john9001]

i guess that proves Bush an't no trial lawyer.

now you take that silver tongued trial lawyer john edwards,why them purdy words just roll off his lips, of course, he don't say nothing, but he sure sounds good.


i sorta feel left out , i an't got no "cut & past" to post.

[ravells]

QED

[Capt. Pork]

Originally posted by Nash
"But he is unperturbed by it all. Like a good Taoist, the Dude realizes that freedom is understanding we are not in control and never will be. By taking it easy, the Dude abides and becomes a spiritual teacher of crazy wisdom."

heh.

So long as we agree that liberals are stoopid and dum.

[Nash]

You spelled "stoopid" wrong.

[anonymous]

nash according to the cic you became offensive and abusive at his garden party.

if we were in a bar and your only form of id was a ralphs club card i would buy your drinks for that night.

[ravells]

You spelt 'spelled' in the alternative way I don't like!



Ravs

[Nash]

Hey my spelling sucks and is off limits.

Come to think of it (I think), "spelled" is wrong in the context I used it, aint it?

But this is about Capt. Pork who is obviously a communist simpathiser.

[ravells]

Nah, 'spelt' and 'spelled' are equally valid according to the usage books I read.

I didn't understand the image you posted, btw (thick I know).

As for captain pork, communist? Maoist? He's a hard one to pin down.

And no, I'm not going to take the simpathiser bate.

Ravs

[Nash]

Originally posted by ravells
I didn't understand the image you posted, btw (thick I know).

As for captain pork, communist? Maoist? He's a hard one to pin down.

Ravs

If MT wins two more of those he gets to take a day off of the BBS to run for office.

Capt. Pork was a shy bald Budhist, living in Tibet, run over by a Chinese jeep, captured, made a believer by Breshnev, and immortalized in song by the Beasty Boys.