Dumb things

[BlkKnit]

I once bounced a low and slow Fester

[RTStuka]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Ok here's one

Without mentioning names.
whats some of the  dumbest or most rediculous things Youve seen or heard or done in the game Related to the game.
Not channel 1 chatter or argueing.

One of mine is as recent as a week or two ago.

Was on a raid with some people and after we drop we get involved in a dogfight.
I end up with a Jug all over my six that I cant seem to shake tracers flying on either side of me as I jink and juke to narrowly avoid them. So I call for help.
A buddy of mine comes in to help. the jug is now like 3-400 yards out and still all over me.
Does my bud say break right or left, or climb?
No. He said and I quote
"Just hold it nice and steady and Ill blow him away"

 I swear if he were sitting next to me I woulda slapped him lmao

ROFL, I love when that happens, and it happens alot to me. Mainly due to my amazing ACM skills I always have guys on my 6  and every time someone comes in to help they tell me to just hold still and fly straight. Like im gonna just give this guy a kill so the other guy can get him off my 6 as im falling to the ground, but hey I do appreciate the help of guys coming in on me.

[jaxxo]

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Hehe. My favourite is from Kev, my old squaddie. Similair situations......"Jax god ****** I cant kill him if your gonna turn like that!  But he was the best wingman Ive had so far so I let it ride

[J_A_B]

I don't know about dumb, but probably the biggest laugh I got out of AH was the great MAW RW channel infiltration which, geez, that has to be several years ago now.

Rememer some of the names?

i'm_a_goon_MAW

i'm_not_suspicious_at_all_MAW

your_maw_MAW

dont_boot_me_MAW


Heh I get a laugh just thinking about it.


J_A_B

[jaxxo]

yea those were funny jab. I cant remember to many but i do remember laughing alot.

ImawOK
 
OHmawGod

AHmawFUL

[68DevilM]

i still get a kick out of seeing the newbies dropping troops all over the runways of both enemy and friendly bases:rofl  i have to laugh because i did it once when i first started and someone had to school me...

another good one is while i spawn camp in my tiger i like seeing the guys in panzers continulessly up and try to kill me and i keep blowing them away so they get pissed and go grap a 110 or something and try to kill me and auger in the proccess:rofl

got 30 kills the other day doing this

[Gloves]

I once flew a goon to a capture a base that seemed well guarded.  Pretty soon, all the fighters on my side were down, but I still managed to get to the city without being seen.  Once there, I quickly opened the doors and out went the...CARGO!

Ouch!

Glove

[Tillie38]

Jumping into a furball and forgetting that you have Ord is always fun.


Once. Just once.



So far.

[jaxxo]

lol.  did the cargo in the goon for base capture once. I noticed it right before i landed at an 8k vh base. I nosed over into a rock and yelled "who left the fri**in field ack up ! "  They never could find the ack and we decided it was a bug

[68DevilM]

heres the best ive done

im used to augering when i have 0-1 kills on a sortie to help out my squadies when they need a goon or whatever, so anyways one time i  was in a 262 and had a momemtary brain laps or something and augered it!!!!:eek:

ahh that one hurt:rofl

[MRPLUTO]

Curval,

Thanks for posting the link to "Snafu's Snafu".  The picture and his well-written account are an AH classic.

MRPLUTO

P.S.  If this had happened to me in real life, I think I still would find it "hysterically" funny in the spirit of the book/movie Catch-22.  By the time I realized what had happened, the danger was over and I knew I'd lived.  There never would have been a moment when I felt fear...just a giddy relief of having dodged death yet again.



P.P.S.  It's pretty dumb, too!

[xBarrelx]

Well when I think back to the dumbest/funniest thing I've ever encountered......I......upped a 262 on the runway. Yeah, that's it. Oh right and a la7 vulched me. Forgot about that part.

[Raptor]

spent a long time trying to capture a field, troops were disabled at the nearest fields so someone was flying goon from a couple grids away. After a long time he finally got there, me and a few others were the 'Air superiority fighters' keeping the enemy away. Well after waiting a long time, he finally showed up in the c47, I dove down and did a barrle roll over him. He got the bright idea to doa  barrel roll in a c47 on the deck..... well, I think you can guess he augered.

[Flit]

probably the funniest thing I've ever seen was after killing someone in my niki ( they were in a 202 or 205 I think) I thanked him for the easy kill.
He got so mad he got himself muted, then started a thread named after me.
 I Still go look at that thread every once in a while, and I Still laugh till I fall out of  my chair:rofl