Splish Splash, I was taking a bath, long about a big poll fight.
A rub-a-dub, I'm the Pres, George Dubya,
Thinking everything's alright.
Well I, freaked out and attacked Iraq,
I cut everybody's taxes and led the nation back on track, and then I
Splish Splash, I jumped back in the polls,
Well how was I to know the WMD was just a troll?
I was a-splishin' and a-splashin', a-reelin' and-a-feelin' movin' and-a-groovin, a-rockin' and-a-Saddamin', yeah!
Bing Bang, I blew the whole thang
People losing faith in me, youch!
Flip flop, it was time for me to stop
So I became the Pres of Peace, yeah!
But there was a lollipop for the wealthy few, and Good Golly, Dick Cheney was-a even there, too!
A- well-a, splish splash, I forgot about the bath
I went and put my bellybutton kicking' shoes on, yay...
I was a rollin' and a pollin', flippin' and-a-floppin'
Moving and a groovin', splishin' and a splashin'
Splish, splash, Yeah!