I have a great duck hunting story for y'all.
I was hunting with my brother on Lake Erie. We're in my Lund boat and the boat is anchored fore and aft. Got the boat blind up and were just relaxing at the moment. Nothing is really flying at the moment and mother nature is calling. I decide its a good time to go because no ducks are in sight and the pressure is building. I tell my brother to hand me the bucket which is a small bait bucket that I keep in the boat for such emergencies. Take off parka,take of hunting bibs, shimmy out of jeans,sweat pants,long underwear,and boxers. Squat over the bucket and my brother yells ducks!! I glance up and see a flock coming over the breakwall. I tell him they are just buffleheads and for him to goa ahead and shoot. So the flock is bearing down on the decoy spread and I look at them again and see that they are not buffies but they are bluebills. I whisper to him that they are bluebills and to get ready. SO here I am butt bellybutton naked standing up with the Johnson swinging in the breeze cracking my limit of Bills. I'm all proud of myself when I hear my brother say "oh man don't look now behind you" "Only you Joe would stand up naked to shoot ducks" I turn around to see what he is looking at and to my horror the bucket fell over in my haste to shoot. The bucket was on one of the pedestal chairs. Theres urine and fecal matter all over the bottom of my boat. So, I get the bucket and rinse it out in the lake and proceed to slosh water in the bottom of the boat to wash the stuff to the bilge pump. What a sloppy mess that was! Still overall it was a great day because we got our limit of ducks.
Butt bellybutton Naked Duck Hunting at its finest!
