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Offline gofaster

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« on: July 27, 2004, 09:34:02 AM »
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Pair Rob Cyclist Of Wallet, Pants

Published: Jul 27, 2004
 
 
TAMPA - A 23-year-old man riding his bicycle on Nebraska Avenue was robbed of $3 and his pants early Sunday, according to police reports.

The man told police he was riding his bicycle about 4:15 a.m. when two men with revolvers jumped out of a four- door, gold Daewoo. The men forced the victim to remove his pants, then ran to the car and fled, reports state.

The victim said his wallet was in his pants.


Who rides a bike at 4:15 in the morning?  And who would want to steal a pair of pants?

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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2004, 09:44:16 AM »
Who drives a Daewoo?

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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2004, 09:56:10 AM »
This one screams "Homosexual Encounter gone Awry".

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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2004, 10:04:27 AM »
attack of the ODG

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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2004, 10:53:22 AM »
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Originally posted by muckmaw
This one screams "Homosexual Encounter gone Awry".


LOL!

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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2004, 10:55:01 AM »
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Originally posted by muckmaw
This one screams "Homosexual Encounter gone Awry".


:rofl


pants? out of all things that could be stolen? makes you wonder...:lol

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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2004, 11:14:19 AM »
Anyone riding a bike at 4:00am on Nebraska ave has more serious problems than just loosing a wallet... He is lucky to be alive!!

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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2004, 11:53:22 AM »
Looking back at it, I wonder if there really was a robbery or whether he just liked riding his bike nude from the waist down. :eek:

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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2004, 01:08:50 PM »
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Originally posted by gofaster
 And who would want to steal a pair of pants?


  Hell pants stealing is big time compared to some of the stuff that happens in Dallas. In some parts they will "cap yo ***" to steal belly button lint.
  Seriously though, when gold wheel rims first came out I heard of numerous people being shot and killed over them.
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2004, 01:10:14 PM »
i bet the guy got thrown out of his girlfriends house after an argument, without his pants.  and thats the story he told his wife.  who called the police.
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2004, 01:32:29 PM »
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i bet the guy got thrown out of his girlfriends house after an argument, without his pants.  and thats the story he told his wife.  who called the police.


hehe, I wouldn't bet against that.
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2004, 02:22:21 PM »
Maybe the cops got him after he was tossed from the Manhunters or even after he got kicked out of the Bangbus. Those are some funny porn sites there.
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