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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2004, 01:43:50 PM »
edbert... where do I get one of those?

shotz...  Both of my legs are still flesh and blood.

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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2004, 02:12:19 PM »
How many city workers does it take to put in a lightbulb?
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2004, 02:16:22 PM »
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How many city workers does it take to put in a lightbulb?


It's "change" a light bulb. Sheeesh, how many Bostonians does it take to tell a joke? ;)
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2004, 02:18:05 PM »
They're use to "putting" lightbulbs somewhere else Iron - honest mistake.
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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2004, 02:26:41 PM »
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How many city workers does it take to put in a lightbulb?


All 12,000 of them
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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2004, 02:57:24 PM »
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edbert... where do I get one of those?
 

Here's where i found the pic...

http://www.daveinci.com/pages/15
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2004, 04:45:15 PM »
what our braying buddy from boston was trying to hee haw out was...  "how many city workers does it take to change a light bulb?"

the answer is complex...  If free of regulations then one is sufficient.   OSHA and EPA and cal trans requirements and democrat passed safety regulations may require as many as a dozen with as many as 4 of those certified in confined space rescue and/or traffic safty and flagging certification along with shoring experts and certified equipment operators.

It may not even be pssible to assemble a complete team out of 30 workers due to many being unailable due to getting contact hours for certification or taking mandatory saftey classes or sensitivity classes or... supervision may not be possible as I may be attending manditory  'how to get along with fellow employees" or "how to arange office funriture in order to get make people more productive" or "why you can't call employees lazy fat asses" classes.

EPA mandates and science such as "your aura may cause pollution" also have to be considered before taking on such a dangerous and environmentaly sensitive job.

Even if the job is completed... the paperwork may take a week to write up and another 6 months to make the rounds of mid managers and various ahgencies involved (they are all involved).

lazs
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2004, 04:48:07 PM »
LOL lazs, and don't forget disposal of the old bulb.
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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2004, 04:59:49 PM »
How many dudes from Massachusetts does it take to murder a woman by leaving her to drown in his car after he drunkenly drove it into the water?


How many people from Massachusetts does it take to keep electing the same murdering, cheating, slime bag?


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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2004, 05:02:51 PM »
Not "change", an outside contractor(run by a close associate of an incumbent) will be brought in to remove the bulb.
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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2004, 05:04:19 PM »
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How many dudes from Massachusetts does it take to murder a woman by leaving her to drown in his car after he drunkenly drove it into the water?


How many people from Massachusetts does it take to keep electing the same murdering, cheating, slime bag?


:D


Hey, if we didn't elect him, California would have.
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2004, 05:24:25 PM »
As bad as ours are, I do not think either of them ever murdered someone.
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2004, 05:30:35 PM »
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As bad as ours are, I do not think either of them ever murdered someone.


I don't think any of ours has either
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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2004, 05:32:35 PM »
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How many dudes from Massachusetts does it take to murder a woman by leaving her to drown in his car after he drunkenly drove it into the water?


How many people from Massachusetts does it take to keep electing the same murdering, cheating, slime bag?


:D


On a serious note, he's not guilty of murder as I don't think he had planned her death. A strong case can be made for homicide though. Coverup? Oh, yeah.
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2004, 05:32:45 PM »
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what our braying buddy from boston was trying to hee haw out was...  "how many city workers does it take to change a light bulb?"

the answer is complex...  If free of regulations then one is sufficient.   OSHA and EPA and cal trans requirements and democrat passed safety regulations may require as many as a dozen with as many as 4 of those certified in confined space rescue and/or traffic safty and flagging certification along with shoring experts and certified equipment operators.

It may not even be pssible to assemble a complete team out of 30 workers due to many being unailable due to getting contact hours for certification or taking mandatory saftey classes or sensitivity classes or... supervision may not be possible as I may be attending manditory  'how to get along with fellow employees" or "how to arange office funriture in order to get make people more productive" or "why you can't call employees lazy fat asses" classes.

EPA mandates and science such as "your aura may cause pollution" also have to be considered before taking on such a dangerous and environmentaly sensitive job.

Even if the job is completed... the paperwork may take a week to write up and another 6 months to make the rounds of mid managers and various ahgencies involved (they are all involved).

lazs


lol...:aok
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