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Offline ravells

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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2004, 06:52:08 PM »
My favourite limerick:

A dutchess whilst pouring out tea,
Once asked, do you fart when you pee?
I replied with some wit,
Do you belch when you cheese
and I think that was one up to me!

Offline X2Lee

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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2004, 08:01:17 PM »
the was a young man from Bamy

Offline Arlo

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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2004, 08:03:51 PM »
who had the hots for his mammy ....

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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2004, 09:17:06 PM »
Till his daddy came home....
The Damned

Offline TweetyBird

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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2004, 09:41:06 PM »
From a date with a gnome?

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« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2004, 09:42:36 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2004, 09:44:26 PM »
And said "I'm leaving your mammy for Sammy."

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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2004, 09:59:48 PM »
Yall are such ass's..


:rolleyes:
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2004, 10:05:13 PM »
And you're annoying. Go away.

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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2004, 10:05:15 PM »
the was a young man from Bamy
who had the hots for his mammy
till his father came home
from a date with a gnome
and said I'm leaving your mammy for Sammy

Good one!:aok

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« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2004, 10:06:41 PM »
I'm not going away, ignore me...


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"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2004, 11:17:42 PM »
for im stealing this corgie...

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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2004, 11:47:37 PM »
So I went and fetched a gun....

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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2004, 11:48:33 PM »
cuz shooting gophers is cute and fund

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« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2004, 07:58:42 AM »
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Originally posted by vorticon
cuz shooting gophers is cute and fund


but nothing came out so I looked in the snout