My daughter was immediately reminded of the old joke about the Texan who dies and goes to Heaven.
St. Peter shows him all of the glory and grandeur of Heaven, but the Texan remains quite unimpressed, everything St. Peter shows him, the Texan says "we got one of them in Texas, it's bigger and better than that one".
Finally, St. Peter walks the Texan to the edge of Heaven and has him look down into Hell. The Texan looks down into Hell and knods his head knowingly, and St. Peter smiles and asks, "Well do you have anything like THAT down in Texas?" The Texan says, "Naw, but we got an old boy from Texas that'll put that out for ya!"
