" and upon entering Heaven I was brought to an edge of bushes by 2 Angels... They parted the first set of bushes and behold hundreds upon millions were there. Eating, singing and having a great time..and I asked "Who are they?" The 1st Angel said "These are the Protestants, Methodist and Baptist."
The 2nd Angel parted another set of bushes and again there were hundreds upon millions there. Eating, singing and having a great time. Again I asked "Who are they?" and the 2nd Angel replied "These are the Catholics, Lutherans and Pentecost."
Then both Angels parted the last bush and behold there were hundreds upon millions there argueing, bickering, fighting about what was right and what was wrong with Heaven. And as I was about to ask both Angels they looked upon me sternly and said....
"Shhhhh... These are the Democrats. They think they are the only ones here."