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Re: Olympics
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2004, 04:27:27 AM »
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A united Korean team  :aok

Afghanistan back- with female athletes  :aok

Iraqi Olympic team without fear of torture for failure  (Although Uda waiting in the wings with his flog might have helped them perform better!) :aok

A Greek crowd cheering the Turkish team  :aok

The Iranian Judo competitor (the favourite) pulling out of the Olympics because he was drawn with an Israeli
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And Security out numbers the athletes 7 to 1



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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2004, 06:06:22 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2004, 06:09:02 PM »
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http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/screensaver/1152_864_olympics.jpg


I don't see anything :(

Edit: Whoop! Der it is!  Too bad these anorexic looking gals represent about 1% of our population :rofl

We're a fat society :(

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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2004, 06:10:59 PM »
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I don't see anything :(

Edit: Whoop! Der it is!  Too bad these anorexic looking gals represent about 1% of our population :rofl

We're a fat society :(


Hardly anorexic. They are athletes.
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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2004, 06:18:02 PM »
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Hardly anorexic. They are athletes.

"looking.."

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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2004, 06:25:48 PM »
Yá, womans beach volleyboll is quite nice! And i love the way they fondle eachoters behinds too.

Swimming is quite nice too watch also!

I stay away from the mens sports tough, makes me realize what a slob i am.
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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2004, 06:27:31 PM »
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"looking.."


Not quite. ;)
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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2004, 10:02:25 PM »
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I now present an Olympic moment for the unwashed Aces High masses.

What you see above is a crazy Norwegian beach volleyball player signalling to her partner that she is going to block line on the left and line on the right.  This is to inform the back court player that she should cover the hitter's angle shots.  What this means is that the crazy Norwegian blocker is going to make the back court player run back and forth across the back row to cover her positions depending on which side the opponent is hitting from.  This can be very tiring for the back court player, as you might imagine.

This also means that the blocker will be blocking the hitter's weakest shots.  Hitters can hit harder across the court because (a) its a better bio-mechanical arm swing and (b) its a longer distance to the out-of-bounds in the corner so the hitter has a better chance of hitting the ball in, and therefore doesn't have to worry about making sure of ball control. Swing away!

The reason a blocker would call two line blocks is because she is either a weak blocker or plans to confuse the hitter by faking the angle block and moving her hands over to block the line, which is a good way to get tooled by the hitter unless you're very, very good. A "tool" is when the hitter spikes the ball off the blockers hands and causes the ball to go out of bounds. Normally, the fake block is performed by standing on the hitter's line and then move the hands to the angle.  This way, if the ball is deflected off the blocker's hands then there is a good chance that it will still land inbounds on the opponent's side of the court.

There are essentially 3 signals in beach volleyball.

1 finger = blocking line
2 fingers = blocking angle
fist or no fingers = dropping back into backrow coverage.

You might also see the front row player wave their hands or their fingers twice on one side or the other.  This tells the serving partner to serve to that side of the court.  Teams will typically want to serve the weaker hitter on the other team (or the weaker passer, whichever the case may be).

Ok, now go watch that Olympic women's beach volleyball as an educated spectator!  Just tell the wife that you now have an appreciation of the sport (that you are not just staring at women in bikinis) and you can impress her with your knowledge. :)
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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2004, 11:03:57 PM »
All I care about is that Leno isn't on because of the damn olympics:mad:

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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2004, 12:06:19 AM »
You say that like it's a bad thing...
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« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2004, 12:40:17 AM »
Ahhh excuse me did he ahhhh say FIST underneath that bellybutton pic? heheheh heheheheh heheheheh FIST hehehehehheh.

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Re: Olympics
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2004, 12:43:49 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2004, 02:03:06 AM »
Thx for the lesson gofaster :) I thought she was grading the ti*s on the woman infront.

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Re: Re: Olympics
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2004, 08:50:39 AM »
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And Security out numbers the athletes 7 to 1

Security outnumbers spectators 20 to 1, at least at the few venues I've seen, the bleachers are less than half full. I know that Los Angeles, Sydney, and Atlanta were all 100% sold out.

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« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2004, 10:16:16 AM »
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Thx for the lesson gofaster :) I thought she was grading the ti*s on the woman infront.


LOL!  I hadn't considered that.