Author Topic: College Football Sucks (Read 268 times)

FUNKED1 · « **on:** August 18, 2004, 04:05:08 PM »

It's that time of year, so I thought I would make my annual proclamation.

College Football Sucks

on so many levels.

1. Bad players. There is a certain level of skill required to have a good passing game and 99% of college players don't have it.
2. Bad rules. You are down when your knee touches the ground, even if you weren't touched? Gay.
3. Slavery. It's basically indentured servitude. TV networks and athletic departments and merchandisers make millions exploiting unpaid laborers who don't even get an education. The players trade four years of their lives (and often their health) in exchange for a one in a thousand shot at having a cup of coffee in the League. Universities are supposed to be teaching institutions, not talent pimps for the NFL.

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** August 18, 2004, 04:07:44 PM »

4. No defense.

Toad · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2004, 04:28:32 PM »

Aren't you forgetting many of the wonderful things College Football provides?

Like the "Girls of the SEC" pictorials in Playboy?

B17Skull12 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 18, 2004, 05:31:45 PM »

NFL sux!

Not entertaining enough, but i can see why you hate it. Berkley is ghey, and all you ever see is USC. Which i btw;)

Jackal1 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 18, 2004, 10:12:00 PM »

Football past high school level sucks.
NFL is just a TV time eater that interferes with great programming like The Simpsons.

Bookies around Dallas have went from game bets to taking odds on who will be the next player arrested for rape or coke and what street Jerry Jones will next wreck his Mercedes out while wasted.

B17Skull12 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 18, 2004, 10:47:53 PM »

omg i think jackal might be right! high school r0xx0rs. time for teh ASB card again:D

midnight Target · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2004, 11:00:32 PM »

Screw the ASB card Skull... go out for the team!

B17Skull12 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 18, 2004, 11:40:07 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Screw the ASB card Skull... go out for the team!

hehe i used to play. im a running back who knows not very well how to play it.

i played 2 years ago second string tailback. to much to remember, one game i just couldn't on the the ball right or something, cuz i fumbled atleast 3 times in 4 plays.

Sox62 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2004, 12:22:27 AM »

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Originally posted by B17Skull12
hehe i used to play. im a running back who knows not very well how to play it. i played 2 years ago second string tailback. to much to remember, one game i just couldn't on the the ball right or something, cuz i fumbled atleast 3 times in 4 plays.

You should try out for the Dolphins.