Originally posted by Furball
i'll do you a deal...
i'm 20, you tell me all that you know... and ill tell you all about how good it was.... deal? 
ok
every girl you see, tell her her faults immediatly, then she knows you are an honest man.
once on the date, quiz her on the sexual manuevers you have learned here on the BBS, like the shocker. find out how many she has tried, and tell he how many you did with the girl last night.
all women love virtual pilots, and tell about that 3 hour NOE raid on bish HQ. show her the medals you have made, counting your kills that tour.
now that you have her back at her place (because you let her know she can't come to your parent's house that late at night), relieve your bowels extensively as soon as you can. then before flushing, have her come look at "the beast" you just left... and brag about it's size. ask if she has a camera.
on the couch, ask for some good Iron Maiden or Billy Squire makeout music (Pantera is an acceptable subsitute if she doesn't have above artists... though why you'd stay then i have no clue).
in the bedroom, ALWAYS ALWAYS keep you socks and tee shirt on. babes love an insecure guy, they want to help your self esteem every chance they get.
after a good dirty sanchez, hop up and get dressed again right away (remember they love inscurities, and HATE a overheated sweaty body near them). once clothed, ask if she can get you a beer or 3.
go on to her PC and check the BBS, posting the pictures she let you take with her digital camera, and ask her if you can post her address so your squaddies can come over and see her for themselves.
log off her PC, go home, and call her next month on a friday @ 10PM so you can come right over and do it all again.
hope that helps furball
