My favorite Virginia story....
My Uncle was returning from dropping his daughter off at the University of Tennessee,and was driving on I-77 when a state trooper pulled him over.The conversation went like this....
Trooper-"Mr.Ross,I pulled you over for speeding.Were you aware of how fast you were going?
My uncle-"No sir,I wasn't."
Trooper,with a look of disbelief and disgust-"Mr.Ross,I clocked you at 94 MILES AN HOUR.How can you possibly sit there and try to tell me you had no idea how fast you were going?"
My uncle-"The speedometer only goes to 85."