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Offline rpm

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« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2004, 02:47:13 PM »
banana, I have learned that each pot of chili has a personality of it's own. Following a recipe just stifles the flavor. I have a few guidelines I follow to ensure a good start, then let nature take it's course thru carefull taste testing and spice tweaking.
Here they are:

Never add water, only beer.
Never use hamburger meat.
Never use canned tomatoes or peppers.
Never (and I mean By God NEVER) add beans.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2004, 03:11:38 PM »
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Originally posted by rpm371
banana, I have learned that each pot of chili has a personality of it's own. Following a recipe just stifles the flavor. I have a few guidelines I follow to ensure a good start, then let nature take it's course thru carefull taste testing and spice tweaking.
Here they are:

Never add water, only beer.
Never use hamburger meat.
Never use canned tomatoes or peppers.
Never (and I mean By God NEVER) add beans.


Whats wrong with beans?

Offline rpm

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« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2004, 03:18:58 PM »
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Whats wrong with beans?

You could walk around work dressed as a ballerina, anything wrong with that?

Beans don't belong in chili!
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline 2stony

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Help! I need a good chili recipe
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2004, 03:24:24 PM »
I'll have to get my wife's "Male Chauvanist Pig" chili. It's the best I've ever had(homemade or restuarant). :D

The best thing about it is it gives me the worst gas immaginable.

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« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2004, 06:35:50 AM »
well..  I make the best chili ever experienced by humans or animals. secrets?
  Anybody can dump a pound of hot peppers in and burn the tongues off their victims.  You just want to spice it.  The fire should be able to be put out with one drink of beer to soothe the pallette for the next bites/drink combo.
  Anyway, after you perfect the spices, dump a halfa bottle of a-1 steak sauce in it.  Dont tell anybody what you did cause its a freakin secret!  Also, chili mac (adding elbo macaroni) takes away 90% of the unpleasant side affects of a roomful of chili- eatin beer -guzzlers, so your wife dont have to scrub the cushions after everybody leaves.;)

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« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2004, 09:39:37 AM »
Have-A-Beer Chili

2    lb      Italian Sausage
2    lb      Beef Chuck, 1” cubes
2    lb      Lean Pork, 1” cubes
4    med      Onions, chopped
4    cloves      Garlic, minced
2   20 oz. cans   Tomatoes
0.5   cup      Masa flour
2   12 oz. Cans   Mexican Beer
6   tbls      Chili Powder
2   tbls      Paprika
2   tsp      Dry Oregano
2   tsp      Ground Cumin
0.25   tsp      Cayenne Pepper
1   cup      Cilantro, fresh, chopped
6   tbls      Lemon Juice
2   7 oz. Cans   Green Chili Salsa
2   med      Jalapeno Peppers, Minced
2   large      Bell Pepper, Diced

Remove skins from sausage; chip or crumble and put into a 6 to 8 quart pan. Stirring often, cook over medium-high heat until sausage is well browned, about 15 minutes; lift out meat and set aside. Discard all but about 2 tablespoons of the drippings. Add beef and pork to pan, a portion at a time and stir often until browned, about 20 minutes; set aside as browned. Add onions and garlic to pan and cook until limp, about 10 minutes. Stir in tomatoes (break apart with a spoon) and their liquid, masa flour, beer, chili powder, paprika, oregano, cumin, cayenne, cilantro, lemon juice, salsa, jalapeno, and bell pepper.

Return meats and any juice to pan. Bring to a boil over high heat; reduce heat, cover and simmer until: meats are very tender, about 2 hours. Stir occasionally.

Skim off any fat, then ladle chili into serving bowls. Serve with sliced avocados, sour cream, lime wedges and shredded cheddar cheese.
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