ROFLMAO, you guys are funny. I live in the Bitterroot Valley in the Rocky Mountains, not too many flat places or tumble weeds here, but seems to be way more hotties than I ever saw in California. Not nearly the drugs here, maybe all the cali girls are just used up and cranked out.
This is my wife...

Oh ya you should see the girl I am car pooling with to school (55 miles one way, 5 days a week) some 19 yo hard body