Rumor I heard was that Dale was spotted at a local Dallas restaurant speaking with a shadowy figure. This individual's car had a bumper sticker which read: "My other car is an F-15", his head was heavily bandaged, and he was observed emptying a strange vial of liquid into his glass of iced tea. This vial was later recovered from the restaurant's dumpster and was simply labeled "Scorpion Anti-Venom."
The horror ... the horror ...
-DoK