Author Topic: We're so sorry, Uncle Rather  (Read 227 times)

Offline Ripsnort

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We're so sorry, Uncle Rather
« on: September 20, 2004, 05:45:39 PM »
To the tune of Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey by Paul McCartney


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We’re so sorry uncle Rather
We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain
We’re so sorry uncle Rather
But there’s no one left at CBS
That views you as a positive gain
We’re so sorry but we haven’t heard a truthful thing all day
We’re so sorry uncle Rather
But if any good reporting should happen we’ll be sure to give a ring

We’re so sorry uncle Rather
But we haven’t read a bloody unbiased report all day
We’re so sorry uncle Rather
But ol' Kerry's on the boil and we’re so easily called away

Hand across the their eyeballs(eyeballs)
Heads up in the sky
Hand across the their eyeballs(eyeballs)
Heads up in the sky
Admiral Clinton notified me
He had to have an aide or he couldn’t take a leak
He wrote another book and he had big cigar and butter pie
(the dress was sure to stain so he put it in the pie)

Hand across the their eyeballs(eyeballs)
Heads up in the sky
Hand across the their eyeballs(eyeballs)
Heads up in the sky

Live a little be a liberal, get around(get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around
Live a little be a liberal, get around(get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around

Hand across the their eyeballs(eyeballs)
Heads up in the sky
Hand across the their eyeballs(eyeballs)
Heads up in the sky
Ooo------------ooo-------------
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Offline Goth

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We're so sorry, Uncle Rather
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2004, 05:46:50 PM »
I think it was just McCartney with Wings.

Hah...you edited....
« Last Edit: September 20, 2004, 05:49:28 PM by Goth »

Offline Nash

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We're so sorry, Uncle Rather
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2004, 05:47:24 PM »
ghey bait.

Offline Sandman

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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2004, 05:47:48 PM »
Already knew the documents were fake. Knox said as much days ago.
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Offline SOB

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2004, 05:48:13 PM »
Does that mean you're ghey, since he hooked you.  Wait, am I now ghey for replying too?!  DAMN!
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

Offline rpm

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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2004, 05:49:37 PM »
Poor Ripsnore, he's not even as funny as THIS.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2004, 05:50:36 PM »
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Originally posted by rpm371
Poor Ripsnore, he's not even as funny as THIS.


hehe, I thought it was going to be a repost thread! :eek:

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We're so sorry, Uncle Rather
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2004, 05:58:39 PM »
Reel him in and put him in the cooler.   It's nothing new and their Liberal bias will have them snapping at the bait again sooner than anyone would believe.   The 'Show that never ends'  ....

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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2004, 05:58:48 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
Does that mean you're ghey, since he hooked you.  Wait, am I now ghey for replying too?!  DAMN!


OH NO SEE A DOCTOR NOW WE MAY HAVE CAUGHT TEH GHEY!!!

Offline rpm

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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2004, 06:21:18 PM »
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.