Picture it:
"Johnny, you gonna watch the game with your 'ol man? It's starting in 10 minutes."
"No dad, I have WAY too much homework. You remember the talk we had about howmework, don't you?"
"You're right. Go getem tiger!"
"OMG A NIPPLE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!"
"Mule Humpers Nine is teh l33t, yo"