Well just got done prunning a tree so that it's weight was away from my house...
Dropped a coverd axe on my mom...

I had it tied real tight to a rope and was letting it go down, it fell out...
Dropped a can of WD40 (I broke it so it won't work now before I dropped it.)
Broke and Dropped a can of Tar spray (Prunning Spray).
The nozzle of it came off when I opend the lid, and it was friking BLACK!
On my way down the tree, I missed a foot hole and just skidded down the side of the tree with my arms and legs wrapped around it..
I walk like a cowboy now, arms out wide, leg step wide..
I'll give you the pics of the tree perhaps...

Ahh the lovely idea of being the man of the house, now all I need to do is get a job, and I got my dad beat..

But, my dad can keep my mom...