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Offline Hawklore

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Hurricane Prep.
« on: September 25, 2004, 04:03:01 PM »
Well just got done prunning a tree so that it's weight was away from my house...

Dropped a coverd axe on my mom... :mad:  I had it tied real tight to a rope and was letting it go down, it fell out...

Dropped a can of WD40 (I broke it so it won't work now before I dropped it.)

Broke and Dropped a can of Tar spray (Prunning Spray).

The nozzle of it came off when I opend the lid, and it was friking BLACK!

On my way down the tree, I missed a foot hole and just skidded down the side of the tree with my arms and legs wrapped around it..

I walk like a cowboy now, arms out wide, leg step wide..

I'll give you the pics of the tree perhaps...

:aok  Ahh the lovely idea of being the man of the house, now all I need to do is get a job, and I got my dad beat..

:lol

But, my dad can keep my mom...
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2004, 04:55:00 PM »
i'm ready for the hurrycan, i got extra beer an cheezy poofs
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2004, 05:28:37 PM »
Havent you floridans been kinda greedy latley when i comes to hurricanes?

Stay dry over there guys!
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2004, 05:52:59 PM »
Mom in Port St Luci just got her roof redone from 2 hurricanes ago. Now they evacuated again and guess where she's going this time?

MY house.

God must be pissed off at me about something LOL
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Hurricane Prep.
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2004, 05:54:42 PM »
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Well just got done prunning a tree so that it's weight was away from my house...

Dropped a coverd axe on my mom... :mad:  I had it tied real tight to a rope and was letting it go down, it fell out...

 


practicing for when you have a wife I see.
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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2004, 07:58:02 PM »
""practicing for when you have a wife I see.""


:mad:

Funny yes, but the girl I have in mind, or anyone I would fall in love with, I can not bare to mind hurting one I love..
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Offline OIO

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2004, 08:04:54 PM »
its ok as long as its 'accidental'.

thus the 'ewps honey sorry about the axe' thing you're practicing.

really, its just male instincts preparing you for the future. dont fight it ;) ;)
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2004, 12:47:43 AM »
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""practicing for when you have a wife I see.""


:mad:

Funny yes, but the girl I have in mind, or anyone I would fall in love with, I can not bare to mind hurting one I love..


Heh, We'll see if you make the same claim after you've been married for 20 years.

LOL Trust me. in that time there will be moments when only her gender saves her.
And Hope AH is still around.
I swear I have some of my best nights playing when Im pissed off at my wife.
I just make beleive everyone is her
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Just remember. Marriage grows on ya.. Kinda like a wart
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