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Offline Gary26

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« on: October 08, 2004, 01:28:09 PM »
: Come join us in Texas

Remember the Alamo
> Leave it to Texas to come up with an "escape" plan. No matter what your
 political persuasion, I hope you get a kick out of this.
 > GOD BLESS TEXAS.............

 For those of you who don't live in Texas and want to move here, come on,
 we
 have plenty of room for you.
> If Kerry is elected President:
> >
> > After listening to all the gloating in the press and seeing the liberal
> > whiners along the inauguration route, the folks from Texas would
probably
> > decide to take matters into their own hands.
> > To wit:
> > #1: If he gets elected, let Kerry become President of the 49 United
> States.
> > #2: Texas will SECEDE FROM THE UNION as guaranteed by our right to do so
> > when we joined the Union.
> > #3: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.
> >
> > Will we survive as a Republic? Well, let's see... NASA's in Houston (so,
> we
> > basically control the space industry).
> > 85% of the gasoline in the United States is refined in Texas City.
> > Over 65% of the defense industry is located here. (The term "DON'T MESS
> WITH
> > TEXAS" would take on a whole new meaning.)
> > Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for
> the
> > next 300 years.
> > Natural Gas - Again we have all we need. Maybe we'll sell some to Mr.
> Kerry.
> > Computer Industry - HP, Texas Instruments, Dell, Compaq, EDS, Raytheon,
> > National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials,
> Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel...
> > All located here.
> > Health Care - We have the largest research centers for Cancer research,
> the
> > best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world.
> > Education - Between U.T., Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, TCU, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, University of North Texas and Texas Women's University
> > we ought to be covered. Ivy grows better in the south anyway.
> > Labor - Lots of workers here (and just open the border when we need some
> > more)
> > We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
> > Defense - In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National
Guard
> > and the Texas Air National Guard.
> > Agriculture - We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, chickens and vegetable produce. *Gotta mention that we have an abundant supply of the best-looking ladies in the whole world. And any snide
> remarks
> > about our women being "corn fed" will get your butt kicked --by our
> women!)
 > We have Faith in God as our Supreme Creator and Savior.
> > Texas will have "In God We Trust" on the front and back of its own money.
> > Texas will have prayers at all sporting events.
> > Texans will have the Ten Commandments posted where ever they want.
> > Each school day will be opened with prayer.
> > We've got mountains.
> > We've got beaches.
 > East Texas is forest.
> > West Texas is desert.
> > There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.
> > Now to the rest of The United States under President Kerry: God bless
you
> > all...truly...and good luck!
> > Signed,
> > The Citizens of "The Republic of Texas"

 

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 Just one last thing, but not to start a politilcal arguement.
When it comes to Kerry saying that there were no connetctions between Hussein and the 9/11 attacks I would just like to say this. He was a threat. Given the chance something would have happened. He slaughtered his own people. Whether or not we should have removed him, just remember Hitler and Musalini didn't bomb Pearl Harbor!
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2004, 01:33:09 PM »
California would take back all your beautiful women and you would be screaming for readmittance.

Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2004, 01:40:38 PM »
From now on, anytime someone copies and pastes out of an email, they should take out the ">>" thingies, or be banned.  Forever.
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Offline Gary26

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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2004, 01:50:21 PM »
I took alot of them out. Be thankful i did that much. Left the others in to mark points the story was makeing
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2004, 03:04:45 PM »
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Offline Scootter

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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2004, 03:42:47 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
California would take back all your beautiful women and you would be screaming for readmittance.


Most Texas women I know would not be cought dead in Kalefornia
and would kick your *** for trying.:D
« Last Edit: October 08, 2004, 05:15:47 PM by Scootter »

Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2004, 03:58:19 PM »
OK then...  we'll withhold all porno until you bend to our will.

(It is one of our biggest exports, along with illegal aliens and marijuana.)

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2004, 06:00:04 PM »
funny email but did some other states already try seccesion once?
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Offline RedTop

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2004, 06:17:30 PM »
LOL:lol


Nice Post:)
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2004, 07:29:52 PM »
They did, however they didn't have the willpower nor the military power.


This is saying that Texas does...
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