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Offline Airhead

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Imagine, no nookie for 500 days
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2004, 10:22:18 AM »
They should recruit the FDBs- they haven't had nookie since nookie had them.

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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2004, 10:32:46 AM »
this sure explains why Star trek starships are packed with scantily clad babes !

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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2004, 10:50:30 AM »
Seriously, why not train gay men to be astronauts?

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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2004, 11:07:46 AM »
The mission crew will consist of Grigori Zachariev, Dimitri Zaitev, Nikolai Ruchenko and Bubba.

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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2004, 11:09:11 AM »
There is no need to be gay if you are locked with SOB :D
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2004, 11:23:13 AM »
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Seriously, why not train gay men to be astronauts?

the drama.
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Offline Swager

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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2004, 11:27:29 AM »
500 days?

Hell, that's a walk in the park!!
Rock:  Ya see that Ensign, lighting the cigarette?
Powell: Yes Rock.
Rock: Well that's where I got it, he's my son.
Powell: Really Rock, well I'd like to meet him.
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2004, 11:29:05 AM »
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Imagine, no nookie for 500 days


That's business as usual for most of you geeks.

Offline Muckmaw1

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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2004, 11:45:55 AM »
Get married...

500 days without sex is a cake walk.

Where do I sign up for Mars?

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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2004, 12:15:02 PM »
Yeah Yeah.

Just give them high speed internet access.

Would hate to be the cleaning crew that had to take care of the space capsule after 500 days though.
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2004, 01:54:14 PM »
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Oh please, do tell us your story, j/k.


you mean you dont remember?

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Offline Furball

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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2004, 01:59:02 PM »
They should pick:-

Ripsnort
Lazs
Dowding
Nash
Thrawn
Grunherz

And Slo for giggles.

Heck, they should just put them on big brother.
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