Author Topic: Wait a sec, that's not a chicken neck... (Read 318 times)

SunKing · « **on:** October 18, 2004, 02:47:44 PM »

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off noodle, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his noodle for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

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How in the world can he "mistakenly" do that?

United · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2004, 02:50:46 PM »

OUCH!

Don't know HOW it would be possible to mistake that for a chicken neck!

ra · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2004, 02:52:53 PM »

Violence is never the answer.

Curval · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2004, 03:04:56 PM »

I'm guessing copius amounts of homemade hooch was consumed by this guy just prior to this happening.

AWMac · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2004, 04:14:11 PM »

I almost did the same thing but it was an Aneconda and I lost my knife....both are doing fine and were unscathed.

Mini D · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2004, 04:20:04 PM »

That's why I prefer choking chickens rather than cutting their heads off. Mistaking them with your noodle when choking them only makes you want to take a nap.

RTSigma · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2004, 04:20:29 PM »

Ok.....at what point do you confuse that with a chicken's neck?

Was he naked or something? God, the first I do when I wake up is how I'm going to spend the day keeping sharp objects away from my noodle.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2004, 04:26:15 PM »

Darwin 1
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ra · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2004, 04:30:54 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Darwin 1
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He's 67 years old. Darwin was too late.