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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: October 19, 2004, 05:36:08 PM »
My dad sent this one to me....sorry if it's a repost  :rofl


G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.   As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair  reached for the aftershave.  Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a potatohouse,"





The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"  




Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
potatohouse smells like."

Offline ra

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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2004, 05:37:58 PM »
potatohouses don't smell like aftershave  :confused:

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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2004, 05:38:17 PM »
Heheh.

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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2004, 05:46:56 PM »
:rofl  good one

Offline Lizking

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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2004, 05:51:25 PM »
"potatohouses don't smell like aftershave"

A hint, youngster:

After you go to a potatohouse, take a bath, or at a minimum, put some aftershave on to hide the perfume.


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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2004, 08:19:17 PM »
Hehe... this joke is recirculated everytime we have an election. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2004, 08:28:03 PM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
Hehe... this joke is recirculated everytime we have an election. ;)


that does not negate its applicability  :D <--such big words....I are smart

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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2004, 09:51:15 PM »
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
<--such big words....I are smart


... and used correctly in a sentence too! :aok


You could be president!
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2004, 10:05:06 PM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
... and used correctly in a sentence too! :aok


You could be president!



Hey now.....Fool me once...and shame on...me....i mean you....fool my twice....and....ummmm......we ll.....uhhhh   ;)