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Offline Chortle

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From the UK Guardian
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2004, 04:43:28 AM »
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The final sentence of a column in The Guide on Saturday caused offence to some readers. The Guardian associates itself with the following statement from the writer.

"Charlie Brooker apologises for any offence caused by his comments relating to President Bush in his TV column, Screen Burn. The views expressed in this column are not those of the Guardian. Although flippant and tasteless, his closing comments were intended as an ironic joke, not as a call to action - an intention he believed regular readers of his humorous column would understand. He deplores violence of any kind."

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« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2004, 05:02:00 AM »
Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement.

Hehehe, that part was especially funny.:D
"Willy's gone and made another,
Something like it's elder brother-
Wing tips rounded, spinner's bigger.
Unbraced tailplane ends it's figure.
One-O-nine F is it's name-
F is for futile, not for fame."

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« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2004, 05:09:46 AM »
Humour != Humor ... or whatever you call it ;)
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From the UK Guardian
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2004, 05:16:22 AM »
Charlie Brooker's job before he joined the Guardian

Warning: British humour*





*Not the Benny Hill kind.

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Re: From the UK Guardian
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2004, 06:14:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Captain Virgil Hilts
Is that some sad crap or what?:rofl :rofl :rofl
W's debating skills or the article?
“The FBI has no hard evidence connecting Usama Bin Laden to 9/11.” --  Rex Tomb, Chief of Investigative Publicity for the FBI, June 5, 2006.

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he did get part of it right .. the only part
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2004, 06:32:10 AM »
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From the UK Guardian
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2004, 06:46:23 AM »
Oh dear 500 posts that make the O club look like afternoon tea with Granny. Frankly I'm disappointed in all of you.
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So!
This is the pathetic, nasty, vicious, ugly English coward and skunk!
His pic is going of to the Secret Service right now, if they don't have it already.
Like I said before, any freeper that sees this terrorist even try to enter this country, should feel free to either call law enforcement or put this loser out of business.
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"John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?"" That does it! Time to declare The Gurdian an outlaw, terrorist organization and send The Green Berets after them. First order of business will be to blow up their ugly offices in London, hopefully with the moronic English skunk who write this piece if garbage, Charlie Brooker still at his desk, so he can go join his nasty English ancestors in hell where he belongs
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Said it here before, and I'll say it again, The British newspaper, The Guardian is easily the most evil newspaper on the planet.
And I am speaking as someone who read it for over 10 years when I lived in Britain. They don't come any more evil than these guys.
I think the last one is from Beetle.

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« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2004, 06:49:35 AM »
Udie, where are you when we need you?!!!
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« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2004, 07:02:37 AM »
Last one I promise, this one conjurs up great imagery ;)
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My email to that socialist filth:

So, you want to see our President assassinated?

Listen up, you bloody limey Redcoat ba$tard. America is OUR COUNTRY. You LOST that war. I was at Yorktown, Virginia last month, and stood on the very spot where Lord Cornwallis surrendered his sword to George Washington. And I laughed while I raised my star-spangled middle finger high and pointed it at Jolly Olde England!

When I read drivel like yours, I almost regret that my countrymen did not leave yours to the tender mercies of the Nazis SS. But those were the days when Britain had Winston Churchill, and God Save the Queen meant something.