Author Topic: "Patch - Nazi" (Read 465 times)

Waffle · « **on:** October 28, 2004, 04:48:30 PM »

"Um excuse me, I - I think you forgot my patch."

"Patch, two dollars extra."

"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got a free patch."

"You want patch?"

"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"

"What?"

"No patch for you!"OR YOU!!"

Waffle · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2004, 04:54:57 PM »

"Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, Scent Of A Woman? Hoo-wah! Hoo-wah!"

"Very good. Very good."

"Well, I ..."

"You know something?"

"Hmmm?"

"No patch for you!"

"What?"

"Come back one year. Next!"

Waffle · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2004, 05:19:35 PM »

"You are the only one who understands me"

"You suffer for your patch."

"Yes. That is right."

"You demand perfection from yourself, from your patch."

"How can I tolerate any less from my customer?"

"Uh, patch, por favor."

"Por favor?"

"Um, I’m part Spanish."

"Adios muchacho!"

hawker238 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2004, 06:19:32 PM »

Stratocaster · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2004, 07:36:08 PM »

ah I love you sienfeld