Oh yeah, Baby, I got me one. My street is heavily Kerry, and my sign has stood proudly in my yard. Nobody messed with it, though, so I moved it closer to the road, and setup a shotgun on a trigger-wire.
Sure enough, I walk out this morning and there is a dead liberal in my ditch, Bush/Cheney sign still clutched in his manicured hands. I dragged him over to my neighbors, and exchanged the sign (I had to peel his fingers off, one by one) for a Kerry one.
So far, the Sheriff has only asked me if I am a Bush supporter, and when I answered negatively, he left.
