French Opera (such as it is) is being staged on Broadway, and the Americans have captured in return only a few moose. Meanwhile British Expeditionary Forces are wondering why in fact Nebraska warrants being called a supply center. The corn is edible, but there's nothing else here. Nonetheless, such indigenous peoples as have been displaced by American migrations are restored to their territorial claims and are eagerly fighting alongside British troops.
The Ministry of Canada has lodged a complaint with Washington over the unnatural treatment the captive moose have endured, but only received a cryptic reply about one of the moose biting someone's sister.
The PM's office issues its regret over the dissolution of Prussia. Military planners express continued confusion over the decision to engage in warfare with France, Holland, Austria, and Russia simultaneously, but given that the results are hardly suprising.
