I will be so glad

[Habu]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee."

[Scootter]

Slow will I!!










sorry I could't resist:D

[DREDIOCK]

If you choke a smurf..

what color does it turn?

[JB73]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
If you choke a smurf..

what color does it turn?

something that small? i dunno.. what happens when you "choke it"?

oh yeah, add one of those thumbs up but smilies, or that rolley one, dunno which is appropriate

[Habu]

Originally posted by Scootter
Slow will I!!


sorry I could't resist:D

It was a slow day at work when I typed that...........

[Mark Luper]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
   took place:
   
   First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
    fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
   room in the house next weekend.
   
   Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
   her a new deck for the pool."
   
   Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
   will remodel the kitchen for her."
   
   They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
   said a word. So they asked him."You haven't said anything about what
   you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the
   deal?"
   
   Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
   off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex"
   
   ............and she said, " Wear sun-block"