President Of This Forum

[slimm50]

Wait a minit!!!! Man, this thread really took off in a hurry, before I even knew it was up. Just what would the duties of this elected official be??

[Mr T]

Vote fo me foo!

Lazs is on that jazz again.

[slimm50]

The majority seems to be in favor of Laz, but what do we really know about him? What about his "secret" life? Hmmmm? No one's brought that up, yet.

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by Nash




 

VOLVO!?  You *are* gay!

[Naso]

I dont know for who vote.......


Any offer?

[Nash]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
VOLVO!?  You *are* gay!

Okay Mr. BMW

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by Nash
Okay Mr. BMW

Hey, what are you doing up so early? Did you give up drinking too?!

[SOB]

Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I call bull**** on SOB's beer lust. It's a fact he chooses fruity girly drinks over beer, because beer "tastes icky." <--- his words

Would you really want that kind of a person as president? I wouldn't be surprised if the chicken wings he eats are actually just tofu.
-SW

Lies, ALL LIES, I am the Beer & Wing candidate!  ...And the "hey, there's no need to shave every day" candidate.  In fact, if you need it, you'll get it under my candidacy.  I'll pay for it by taxing the rich minority, Canadians, and every country we currently have a military presence in!

Under Lazs, you will find yourself poverty-stricken and at constant risk of physical harm by his secret police, militia men, and "tax collectors".

With Nash, you'll have a Canuckian as your leader.

VOTE S.O.B 2004, you'll get what you need!

[GtoRA2]

Can I get a commision in your Militia Laz???

[Blue2]

Bikers Hate em!

If you got a cage round you that strong you have no incentive top drive carefully!

[GtoRA2]

Nash openly admitted to driving a Volvo?

Maybe if we were all rich ***** librarians would that have been a good move...



Now his only hope is the "euro" vote!

[Mini D]

I didn't want to do this, but S.O.B. has forced me to take drastic actions.  I will be starting the "Beer drinkers for TRUTH" foundation that will dedicate their entire existance to debunking any stories involving SOB and "drinking beer".  We will contend that his status as an "FDB" was primarily a result of the consumption of drinks that happened to contain fruit and umbrellas.

I was there... I saw him when we were deep in the jungles of beer drinking country.  20 year beer drinking veterans stood dumbfounded as he ordered a girly drink in front of everyone and actually used the term "yuckie" to describe beer.

Unfortunately, our organization cannot support lazs either.  His status as a non-drinker severely hurts our cause, though we have never actually heard him use the term "yuckie" in public.  We'll refer you to the "PECTA" (people for ethical and clothed treatment of animals) to adress lazs's past.

Unfortunately, this leaves us with a Canadian.  Despite their girlish demeanor, they (as a rule) support beer drinking.  Its a sad day when the best candidate is Nash.

P.S.  We were considering supporting MT until we learned he was black.

[AWMac]

This is soooo dammmmmed confusing.......

[SOB]

Let me clear this up by cutting through the rhetoric and lies.  Here's a photographic evidence of me enjoying a brew at my local beer garden:



...and should I be elected, this will be my secretary of beer

[Nilsen]

Even if i didnt get a reply on my request regarding shaving i will give you my vote after your final piece of evidence. I also nomnate Nash as leader of the oposition.

SOB for president!