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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: November 12, 2004, 06:52:44 PM »
Custody Battle Ruling: A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.  The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Oakland Raiders football team this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2004, 07:25:59 PM »
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Custody Battle Ruling: A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.  The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Oakland Raiders football team this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.



:lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2004, 07:32:41 PM »
Fan-freaking-tastic!!  :aok

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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2004, 01:42:08 AM »
Teh Raidars just beat the defending NFC champs.  How dare you.

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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2004, 02:38:40 AM »
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Teh Raidars just beat the defending NFC champs.  How dare you.


sorry couldnt resist!  ;)

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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2004, 08:07:11 AM »
OMG![/b]