Yasir croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Arafat, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a terrorist all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Arafat to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Arafat to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Arafat's delight, he sees a AK-47 in the corner.
Without hesitation, Arafat says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Arafat to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Arafat. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was yasir Arafat!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't!"
But what about the AK-47 ???
Its a "Display only model " without a hole either.