Fair and Balanced For Gunslinger

[TweetyBird]

Do I look black?

[Gunslinger]

Not bad silat, I liked mine better (made more sense) but good attempt overall.  I give ya 7.6 out of 10 stars.  

[lazs2]

I figured silat would explode pretty soon.  Well... maybe if you keep telling us how dumb and evil we are then next time when you run a candidate that thinks we are dumb and evil.. we will vote for him.

or maybe... we will still be too dumb and evil to know what is good for us.    It's all so confusing but....If I were smarter I guess I would be choosing the democrat candidates ..


lazs

[john9001]

you are a liberal if you talk about "AK47's" all day but you try to put the magazine in backwards.

[lazs2]

john... you are either a woman or a liberal if you have no desire to shoot an ak47 or use a skillsaw.

You may be a liberal if you think hybrid cars are "peppy".

lazs

[Flit]

Originally posted by john9001
you are a liberal if you talk about "AK47's" all day but you try to put the magazine in backwards.

[TweetyBird]

You know you're a neocon when you complain the goverment doesn't subsidize your shotgun shells for you ak47 or your gun wax...

[AKIron]

You might be a liberal if you post your stupid mug for the world to see while apologizing for our democratic process.

[lazs2]

tweety... what did I tell you?  DO NOT make gun references till you check with me first so that I can correct your post...  

"You know you're a neocon when you complain the goverment doesn't subsidize your shotgun shells for you ak47 or your gun wax..."

Now see... you went and made a fool of yourself in front of all us rednecks again.... First...

we don't want the government to subsidize anything to do with firearms except possibly the CMP and the oppossite is true... our buying ammo of any kind subsidizes the government.

second...  Ak47's don't use shotgun shells... shotguns do tho..

and thirdly... I don't think any of us own any "gun wax"  

lazs

[TweetyBird]

6 minutes - hmm- you slow today laz....

Yea its a keeper...

[lazs2]

oh... I get it... tweetie really does know a lot about fireams and ammo but he is pretending to be ignorant so that we will think he is... ignorant..  worked on me.  works every time you make a gun post actually.  plus... I think you beat my time.

lazs

[TweetyBird]

Sorry, was flipping through some old "Soldier of Fortune" centerfolds...

[lazs2]

never had much interest in that magazine myself.  They have centerfolds?

lazs

[Muckmaw1]

Originally posted by beet1e
Cheered me up, thinking of all the bananas

[Holden McGroin]

Originally posted by Silat
You might be a conservative if:

* You have a bumper sticker that says "Insured by Smith and Wessen"

* You believe that everyone else should hold the same moralistic and political views as you, and by God, you're going to see to it that they do!

The bumper sticker is a liberal sticker, conservatives were home schooled and know it is spelled Wesson http://www.smith-wesson.com

You know you're a party line liberal when you believe that anyone who is not tolerant of opposing views is stupid and insensitive and you don't see irony in your own belief.